Buying old uncle’s heart
Muahaha …
today i went with colleague for a short shopping trip to buy some stuffs for the company … then on our way back i went to get my mini USB fan ( mine broke after close to 2 months!)
I went to the uncle :
me : uncle my fan died
uncle: har? then how ?
me: you la , you sold me the fan and now it is died!
uncle : can you not show me the face ar? ” cos i was frowning!! hahaha”
me: uncle , my fan died!!!!!! * super “tehhhh ” already *
uncle: then get another one lo ….
he walked to the other side of his stall , got a RED flower fan !
me: how much this time?
Uncle : last time 12.90 , now same lo
me: har? so exp! but i bought my previous one from u , dead , so now must be cheaper la …
uncle : suppose to be 15.90 , i give you 12 .90 very cheap already
me: don’t want ….
uncle went into the shop and put the fan into the bag …
me : 8 dollars …
uncle : 9 la..
me : no ….
uncle : u look like my daughter , like to frown , but she’s 14 years old
me :i’m only 18 mar!
uncle : no la, don’t lie! u r 20 ar?
me: haha no la .. 21 !
muahahaha …..
i successfully bought a fan at a very good deal ( from SGD 15.90 to SGD 8 , almost 50% off) muahahahah …
I’m the champion in bluffing buying old uncle’s heart! hahaahha
